You guys are chatting here,
So your wife is a foreigner?
Since when do you know Chanchal?
You had a divorce?
You are the remix guy
Lunch...lunch is served
Can we go get a drink somewhere?
No, that won't be possible
So now you know what I am dealing with
Yeah hello, what happened?
I am.. I am not feeling too well
You go
I am really sorry but
both of you need to leave right now
They will not go anywhere tonight
Outside you roam around like the king of the jungle
but the truth is in the bedroom you..
Just,
get the fuck out of my house
Listen,
Be angry for a few days
after that if Pranav says sorry go back
Fighting like this
I don't want to talk about it
So are you planning to actually leave him?
Who breaks off a marriage like this?
Great!
I think I have set the
Just because my marriage broke off
Baba, let it go,
You can't solve everything
Hey Chitvan, it is a serious matter okay?
Chitvan, stop the car and drop me off
His sermons are not going to stop
Amazing, if I try to talk
Hmmm..
hmm..
Buddha
Sermon!
The thing is in just a day
I've heard so much pure Hindi, Baba
I am absolutely bedazzled
I think we are heading the wrong way
Don't be negative, Baba
I am telling you we are lost
Baba, chill
We have to take a right ahead
There is nothing right ahead
Everything is wrong from here
Just take a U-turn now
Baba, don't panic
The tea stall guy told us
to go this way right?
He also told us that
in 15 minutes we will reach the main road
for one and a half hours
Arrey everybody in the evening here
consumes Bhang
and then they speak rubbish
So then was it necessary
to run off at midnight
We could have at the same
We could have peacefully had lunch
Hey, just take a U-turn now
Baba
Chitvan, just take a bloody U-turn Na
Where?
Something flickered there
One second
Hey, what are you doing?
Baba I can see far off things better, right?
You can't see anything nearby, idiot
switch on that light
Arrey just swit..
What the hell man?
What a loser, Baba?
I am smart
not afraid
popped in front of us suddenly?
What?
Ghosts?
Huh, what nonsense
What if a man came in front of the car?
or some animal, a deer or something?
Hey
Hey, just stop it yaar
It's not funny okay?
Baba, it's okay
Everybody gets afraid
Everybody shits their pants
Chitvan,
Just switch on the light okay?
this is not funny
this is stupid and dangerous
Arrey where did that light go?
I haven't seen any lights yet
I saw the lights there
it was coming from the right side
No, it was coming from left
from extreme left
Man, this is extremely stupid
Just stop the fucking car
Since a long time we've been fighting over
right and left
Just stop the car right now, yaar
Baba we crossed a fence behind, no?
Did we cross the border
and reach Pakistan
Ya in the morning two policemen
will come and say
Sir, please come with us you are fucked
we are in Jodhpur
Hey,
On a full moon night
the desert sand looks like silver
Chitvan, what are you doing?
Finding wood for a bonfire
Hey, have we come here for a picnic?
Here everybody's life is fucked
we have lost our way
Now in this stress
We will light up the bonfire
and listen to melancholic music or what?
Nice track
Thanks
Remember when there were power cuts
My dirty secret
In the darkness we used to
tell each other secrets that nobody knew
Ya, I remember
I had stolen Bunty Jaiswal's tape recorder
I told you guys
and you guys went and told mom and dad
I was beaten up
Because that was wrong Chitvan
He is taking revenge of that
Tells all of our secrets to mom and dad
No, but you guys broke the rule of the game
and Chanchu
The name of the game is ' my dirty secret'
It is not 'my good karma for the day'
right?
Okay sorry
Now don't cry
Should we play now?
No!
Why?
Now you want to play
a game in this situation?
So what other options do you have?
Okay come, your turn
Start
Hey, I don't want to play any games
ask her only
Hey, come on dude
Okay ladies first
Okay
I had sex before marriage
Hey, everyone did
I mean does
No, I mean
right before
between my engagement and wedding
Not with Pranav
What?
Nice!
How is it nice?
and anyway I am telling you guys
my secret so don't judge
So it happened in my bachelorrete party
in Goa
He was Scottish
Ooh how was it?
Hey, I don't want to know
It was amazing
Hey are you his brother or girl friend
Chill Na, I am not telling the details
Anyway, I felt really bad later on
Obviously
No, not that I had sex
But,
I wish
I just wish I had done it with a black guy
Okay, that's just
Racist? Yeah
No, that's not what I meant but
alright, forget it
Chanchu,
Hmm?
What did you see in Pranav?
Pranav
You know when I first met Pranav
He was my senior then
He used to come to college in an open jeep
He used to do wildlife photography
He was a member of the flying club
He was really cool back then
And our interests were the same.
But then when his father passed away,
They were under a lot of debt
Disputes started off in the family
regarding the property
And,
It was getting difficult
to handle such a big palace
So Pranav took all the responsibilities
And now he is stuck there
And you too got stuck with him
Are you crying?
It's just that
I don't have anybody to talk to
If I tell mom dad,
they'll get worried for no reason
You are settled in US
He never picks up
I am sorry I am going on like this
but it is just that
if somebody sits
and hears me out then
I'll feel much better
I'll be able to handle
this situation way better
You know Pranav is not a bad guy
I really love him
I do
I was in jail for three days
What?
I was smoking a joint outside the club
I had really nice gig
Whoever came and praised the gig,
I offered them the joint
The seventh guy, mothefucker
turned out to be a policeman
He smoked the whole joint with me
Ten thousand rupees fine
back to square one
But, I befriended him
Everything is off the record,
no criminal history
I am good
Wow!
I don't know whether to be
worried about you
I am worried
Proud is a little difficult
Fuck, you actually went to jail?
Arrey!
Okay come on, your turn now
Told you already I got a divorce
Now what?
Hey, that's not fair
Baba that is no secret
All the waitresses know that in my club
Tell us a bigger secret
how many notes did you manage to
extract out of the divorce
What?
He earned money out of his divorce
What?
You got money?
How did you do it?
Tell me even I'll try
Nothing man, his foreigner wife
was getting naughty
So, she was having white bread
Acha okay, come on
time for your dirty secret
I'm afraid to sleep in the dark.
Baba, there's nothing secret in this too
Why don't you listen for once?
Stop spoiling the melancholic mood!
Go ahead
Yeah, so I'm afraid to sleep in the dark
I don't know why is this happening.
And the problem exacerbated in Brooklyn.
Then Paula came in my life.
We worked together, traveled together,
Then Paula...
Started coming home late.
I used to lie down with the lights on
Then one night she...
Opened the door and I didn't hear anything
What I heard was her phone call
About the details of
her sex life with her boyfriend, Harvey.
That was that.
And...so...
This is my dirty secret.
I am afraid to sleep in the dark.
The way I see it,
Your phobia saved you
From sham called marriage.
And made him a millionaire.
God should give such problems to everyone.
I also want a divorce!
When was the last time that we,
Three of us, were together like this?
Sarojini Nagar
Right before the exams, right?
It's quite nice, right?
Yeah, we should do it more often.
Yeah
I always say
In fact,
Fuck melancholy. I'll just change the fucking track.
Let's use Harman speakers in our Tiago.
Let me show you how it's done.
Yeah!
Baba, I frankly didn't see any light.
Why?
No one saw any light?
Did you?
No but you both were so convinced...
Only chanchal saw Th light but she is in depression
Shut up!
Hey,
What is that?
Looks like a party!
Let's join!
Wow!
They're awesome!
That middle-one looks like Paula
I feel like I'm in Mad Max
What a day!
What a lovely day!
Gulping beer down and...
Look at their perfect bodies!
One minute,
Get back.
This mirage!
You know them?
She isn't mirage. The English term - mirage
Oh, that helps.
Shalom
I'm Chandan.
Baba, shalom means hello.
Wait, let me handle this.
Where are you from, shalom?
From Israel
Israel, Israel!
*Hebrew*
Oh, nice.
Come,
He speaks Israeli?
Israeli isn't a language, Israel is a country and Hebrew is its language.
I don't know what he does.
Might have learned it in the jail.
You're slightly jealous of Chitvan, right?
Of course not.
Maybe a little.
Come
This is Yaile.
Hi, Yaile
Hi
That is Ruqsana.
Hi!
Tanya
Hi, Tanya. How are you?
Very nice to meet you.
They know the way.
These sweeties will take us to the service station.
We'll check on the car and on our hunger.
I've talked to them.
Listen, now I'll tell you what the plan is.
I'll go to the service station with them in the van
And you come with Chanchal in Tiago
Baba
I'll eat the fruit when I planted the seeds
You guys follow us in the Tiago
Ladies, you follow me.
Come.
Nice shirt
All okay?
Yeah
Thank you for
helping us get here
So now?
Now, we should go...
Long way
Yes...
Chotu, where's the bathroom?
Up
Oh, up. Okay.
Come, I'll show you.
I also go.
Oh, you also... okay
One second
Come
Thank you
Whoa what are you doing?
Shoshana
Shoshana, not here. Not this, please.
No
Oh,Indian. Indian, yes.
Wanna waste time
Waste time, sorry?
Okay, no problem but more money
Chitvan paid this for you.
No problem but more money
One minute...Chitvan gave you money for this
Let me just have a word with Chitvan and I'll be back
I'm so sorry about this. I'll be back in a...
Bawa?
You paid her to do all that with me?
Baba, how does it matter who paid?
You had fun, right?
Bastard!
I thought it will happen this time because
she reminded you of naughty bhabhi
Means?
That Payal too?
Asshole!
Baba
That food place chic too?
A little incentive is needed, Baba.
You ass, you stay there! I'll get you!
What are you doing, Baba?
Baba!
Baba, this is wrong
Baba, I'm a hard hitter
Telling you you'll get hurt
Baba, don't you abuse me!
Stop choking me, dumbass...
Baba, I was worried about you
Baba has become a monster
You betrayed me!
Your car...
What the fuck
What non-sense is this
Did Chanchal take it?
I doubted her since childhood
You look like a thief! How can you doubt me?
Who took the Tiago when all of us are here?
RV isn't here too!
Oh shit!
Oh fuck!
Baba, I'm so sorry